Vietnam:
Fates Worse Than Snake Oil (cont.)
First, the woman opened one of the
clay jars on the stairs and poured out into two glasses
a large amount of alcohol. She set the glasses and
two additional shot glasses on a small table next
to the larger of the two cages. Next, the young boy
opened the large cage, fished around with his hands,
and grabbed a large, three foot long yellow snake.
The boy held on to the snake’s tail. The snake swung
back and forth trying to bite the boy’s leg. I was
asked once again if I was sure I wanted to do this.
I affirmed and the “ritual” continued.
The boy lowered the snake until its head was on the
ground. He stepped on the snake’s head, either crushing
it to death or merely stunning it. The woman then
grabbed the snake’s head. The two held the snake out,
spread it as long as it would go above one of the
tall glasses on the ledge. The boy pulled out a knife
and began to slit the snake right down the middle
of its underbelly. Snake blood began draining into
the glass. The boy then reached his hand into the
slit and with his fingers pulled out the snake’s heart.
He dropped it into the shot glass. The woman then
poured some of the alcohol and blood from the tall
glass into the shot glass and handed it to me.
Now, I never drink. Chris commented
on the idiosyncrasy between my lifestyle decision
not to drink alcohol and this specific decision to
drink snake blood. I drink so rarely that I can’t
take shots properly. Instead of shooting my drink,
it tends to be more of a hastened swallowing like
someone hurrying to finish my glass of milk.
This was the first time that I had
ever successfully shot a shot.
There was no way that I was letting
a snake heart get stuck in my mouth. The last time
I ever tasted blood was when I was a toddler and tasted
a cut I had on my arm. I remember it tasting like
banana.
My guess is that blood does not
actually taste like banana, but even if it did, the
alcohol it was mixed with was so strong that it completely
masked the taste. The drink tasted like rubbing alcohol,
and the heart shot straight down my throat.
At this point I thought I was done.
But the little boy pulled out his knife again and
continued to cut the snake down to its gallbladder.
Once he sliced the gallbladder, the bile started flowing
into the second glass. This, too, was mixed with alcohol,
and I was offered a bile shot. However, after drinking
a shot of blood, I decided to hold off on the bile.
The woman then took Chris and me
upstairs into a dining area. There were several large
tables, all empty except for one. Seven or eight Vietnamese
men sat at that table, sharing food from a big pot
in the middle. Smoking and having a good time, ethnicity
aside, it could easily been mistaken for guys-night-out
in Middle America. At the other side of the room there
was a small television, turned on to a Vietnamese
soap opera.
Over the next forty-five minutes,
I was treated to a twelve-course meal of snake. Every
few minutes, the woman would bring out a new snake
dish. I had fried snake, boiled snake, snake meatloaf,
snake with noodles, and grilled snake.
The snake feast was amazing in its
diversity, yet also amazing in that, because I knew
it was snake, each bite, whether grilled or fried,
always had a snake aftertaste. The aftertaste was
not so much a taste in my mouth but rather an acrid
intellectual one. The group of Vietnamese men next
to us seemed to relish in my discomfort.
At the end of the meal, I decided
to go ahead and take the shot of bile. In the past
hour, I had drank blood and had a twelve-course snake
meal. I figured I might as well drink some bile as
well.
I later learned that snake
blood is believed to strengthen the eyes and the bile
your stomach. In retrospect, the reward of better
eyesight and gastrointestinal function in the long-term
probably did not outweigh the risk of gastrointestinal
dysfunction on my forty hour trip back to the States
the next day, but I rolled the dice.
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